(Source: in-memoriarty)
IT’S TIME FOR TEA
I’m making tea
fruit tea
I was going to start revising tomorrow
But now I am going to Bedford instead - Pretty happy about this.. In fact I need this..
(Source: n-n-nervouswreck)
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
time to go to Hell: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUP OVER TE LAZY O
THKBNFJDTHLAYDDG
he practiced with a real whip to learn how to throw a knife like that… he knows how to use a whip…
AM I THE ONLY ONE TURNED ON BY THIS??
no. omg. please tom no. tom. stop. tom. why
(Source: becausehiddles)
dear people i follow
i’m sorry i don’t talk to you
i’m too busy basking in the glow of your perfection
and wishing we were married
sorry
(Source: crissbutts)
(Source: h0ri-zon)